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It's Time to Feed Willie // 2002-11-14


I've come up with a new diet. Tell me if you think I could sell it. It's called the tapeworm diet. Everyone gets their very own tapeworm (only one per person! You don't want them to reproduce inside...). Eat as much as you want and you don't gain weight! Keep it as a pet. I will name mine Willie. I will treat him well.

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